Things Everyone Should Know by Now(History)
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a city named Waterloo. Nothing special really ever happened there. The land was nice, but that was about it. Now, somewhere else in Texas, there were these two guys, Mirabeau Lamar and Sam Houston. They hated each other. So Mister Houston here was the president of the Republic of Texas, but when the next election came around, Mister Lamar won. So, the capital at the time was in Houston, named for the previous president. Lamar wasn’t gonna work anywhere named after the guy he hated, so he packed his things and discovered this little city named Waterloo. He decided it was a perfect place for the capital to be. He renamed the city Austin (After Stephen F. Austin), and the Republic of Texas had a shiny new capital. Tadaaaaa.
Lookin’ Pretty Sexy(Physical Appearance)
Medium-length, wavy strawberry-blond hair, long bangs swept to the right. Blue-green eyes, fairly tan skin, lightly freckled on the shoulders and bridge of the nose. Average height (5’07’’). No knowledge of the word ‘fancy.’ Wardrobe is basically T-shirts, jeans, and shorts. Socks-and-sandals kind of guy.
Other Pretty Awesome Things
(Extras)
•Insanely full of himself
•Also insanely lazy
•A total kiss up to anyone with any power over him
•Tends to solve problems irrationally (example: firing teachers to save cash)
•Very childish; Will often times pout, whine, and complain to get what he wants
•Pretty heavy drinker
•Loves parties
•Also loves puns
•Covered in tattoos. Some are sentimental, some are just there because why not?
•Kind of freaked about fire; already has a ton of burns from the summer
•Total dog person. Can’t stand cats
•Has a very loud, obnoxious laugh. Previously done on purpose, now it's just habit
•Thinks he is the most important being alive
•Takes his sports seriously.
•The Awkward Child/The Adopted Thing
•Knows how to play oodles of instruments. Usually only plays guitar, though
•Really bad driver
•Hates the smell of cigarette smoke. Can’t really stand cigarettes at all
•Crossing the street is one of his biggest fears
•If you're called weird, it's a compliment
•Fairly thick Southern accent, mostly for show. Uses it because come on. Who doesn’t find Southern accents attractive?